Desperately Rewatching

Susan is a snitch. Bree has a breakup. Gabby hates dating. Lynette and Kayla have beef. 

Lynette frees a pedophile. Susan and Bree fight over who is innocent for Monique's murder. Gabby destroys a friendship. 

Lynette accuses art of kidnapping. Gabby teaches children about Gomorrah parties. Bree finds out Orson is a cheater. Susan is pouty over a drawer. 

Lynette discovers a terrible secret. Susan hates Julie's boyfriend. Bree spends quality time with her Mother in Law. Gabby goes back to modeling. 

Bree shares deadly gossip. Lynette gets shot. Susan never goes to Paris. Gabby destroys her house. 

Tom kisses Nora. Edie and Mike get it on. Gabby gets back in bed with Carlos. Bree is the only one missing out on action. 

Lynette battles Tom's dream. Gabby hurts Carlos. Bree threatens a school teacher. Susan desperately tries to cling to Mike.

Susan blames Ian for Mike. Lynette bribes a child. Carlos moves back in. Bree finds out Danielle is sleeping with her teacher. 

Susan sleeps with Ian. Lynette tells Nora to kill herself. Gabby sleeps with John. Bree finds out about homeless Andrew. Edie wakes Mike up! 

Bree finds out about Orson's wife, Susan carries on with Ian while Mike is in a coma, Gabby and Carlos don't have a baby, Lynette has to convince Tom to stand up to Nora.