Desperately Rewatching

Bree is a drunken mess. Lynette hates old people. Susan marries Karl. Gabby kicks her mom out. 

Bree investigates Betty. Susan tries to marry a gay man. Lynette gets hazed. Gabby doesn't do much this episode. 

Gabby beats up a nun. Lynette sabotages Tom, again. Susan's BF wants to cut her up. Betty blackmails Bree. 

Gabby has another sex scandal. Tom wants a second family. Bree is arrested. Susan scams a Dr. 

Gabby makes out with Tom. Lynette makes out with Carlos. Betty dumps a body. Susan sets up a blind date. Bree is blackmailed by her son. 

Bree has a sex doll. Susan's father sucks. Lynette steals a stolen baby. Gabby almost kills Carlos. 

Gabby threatens a nun. Susan obsesses over another man. Lynette gets a ton of people fired. Bree lets a man die. 

Lynette's kids get kidnapped. An ex con surprises Gabby. Susan ruins her mom's wedding. Bree ends things with George. 

Betty searches for Caleb. Bree gets her therapist killed. Susan gets over Mike by getting under Karl. Lynette and Tom watch a porno. Gabby is attacked. 

Ugh Susan. Bree gets boner hives. Lynette neglects her children for clothes. Gabby spoon feeds her lawyer.